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EZZA '93
THE WORST GAMES EVER BIT
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10 - KICK OFF 2
At number 10, we start off with the game that some people called
`the best football game on the market'. Yes, Kick Off 2. This was
like playing pinball without the table. O.k. so I'm crap at it I
admit but its still a rubbish game..... (I get the feeling that
he doesn't like Kick Off 2 - Ed)
9 - RAINBOW ISLANDS
Residing at number 9 is another game that almost everyone gave the
`classic' tag to. Rainbow Islands. THe fact that everybody starts to
dribble over this game when they play it makes my blood boil.
8 - STREET FIGHTER
Trying its worst at number 8 is the excrutiatingly bad beat`em-up,
Street Fighter. Just about beating its sequel into the bottom ten.
Even if there were `special' moves in the game I still wouldn't play it.
7 - FIREFORCE
At numero 7 is the vomit-inducing game called Fireforce. This was
supposed to be a modern version of Green Beret, but it isn't, trust me.
6 - TOP OFF oooooo sorry, I mean TIP OFF
Wallowing at number 6, is the technically stunning (-not!) basketball
simulation, Tip Off. It was trying to be the basketball version of Kick
Off, and to be frank it suceeded.
5 - SWITCHBLADE
Wasting a disk at number 5, is the abysmal Switchblade. This game
has the playability of a burst football.
4 - VIZ
Sitting at number 4, is the hilarously bad Viz. O.k., so it's funny
the first time you play it but that doesn't mean it's a great game.
Also it's a waggle-and-break-the-joystick game. They make me mad...
3 - BIONIC COMMANDO
The 3rd worst game of all-time for the Amiga is Bionic Commando.
The name gives images of body bag inducing gameplay, but there isn't
any gameplay, believe me.
2 - WWF
At nunber 2, is a game that was at number one until a few months
ago. It's the wrestling simulation, WWF. The digitised stills don't
add to the gameplay so I'm not listening to any complaints from the
sad wrestling fans in this country.
1 - WWF 2
Yes, it's the time you've all been waiting for......The worst game
that has ever been produced for the home computer of the decade is...
WW WW WW WW WW WW FFFFFFFFFFFF 222222
WW WW WW WW WW WW FF 2222 222
WW WW WW WW WW WW FF 22 22
WW WW WW WW WW WW FFFFFF 222
WW WW WW WW WW WW FF 222
WW WW WW WW WW WW FF 222
WWW WW WWW WWW WW WWW FF 222
WWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW FF 22222222222
The graphics are worse than the first one, the gameplay is equally as
bad, the music is good, but who cares if the rest of the game is not
worth the disk it is put on.
So after the cream an crap of games of all-time, I'm going to make
nyself a cup of coffee to recover from the fact that I have reminded
myself of how bad WWF 2 really is.....
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The "Ed's bit" By Gears
Well, I'll have to agreee with that one. WWF2 must be one of the worst
games I have had the misfortune to see in a computer shop. Ah, but
does anyone remember Buggy Boy ? Or those old text adventures that
were only slightly better than the Speccy versions ? Ha, those were
the days. Hey, the old days aren't what they used to be ....... !?
Erm... Anyway, if you disagree or want to add to this list hit that
REPLY button !